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Thanx loads to http://num1fan.homestead.com/blinkmania.html for letting me use her quotes. If you have the time please visit this site as it the best other Blink182 site ive ever seen, and besides the one who makes it is a doll and help me sort this page out :) "Everything
is beautiful in this band." -Travis (Urethra Cronicles) "Well,
enemas sure brought my family closer together."-Tom (Launch) "Take
it from me because I learned the hard way: circumcisions are best left to
professionals." -Mark (Rolling Stone Interview) "I
masturbated like 5 times in the last 24 hours, it hurts, i think it's gonna fall
off" -Tom (Concert) "She
was super-horny. And we were in our underwear. It was good. That's the one thing
I can really say about it. " -Travis (about janine) "Hey
Tom, tell these people about the phillippines!"-Mark "In the
Phillippines, when a babies crying, you have to suck on it's penis to make it
stop crying. The same thing goes with me, if I'm crying, you suck on my
penis."-Tom (Urethra Cronicles) "I
wanted to be a Pro Skater but I kept on hurting myself to the point where I
couldn't even do it anymore..." -Travis (Launch Interview) "Ahh
yea, oh man too many beers. Whoa, whats going on? Ahh yea there we go, whooo hoo,
oh wait hang on a second! ahh yea, rexy, here boy! Here Rex, come on boy! come
on boy, ohh good boy! You want a drink don't you? Youre a little thirsty dog,
arent you? Come here boy, okay here you go, Here drink a little drink. There you
go good doggy good dog, Oh Rex you like that huh, I like you Rex!" -Mark;
Dude Ranch (Dog Lapping) "Nothing's
uglier or stupider looking than a naked guy, and making a video out of that was
a little uncomfortable and fun at the same time." -Mark (Interview Online) "I
don't know why I am in this band, I am the only guy that likes girls. I'm the
only one that believes that guys and girls should be together and that babies
should be made through the penis vagina way. The old way. These guys are trying
to create some weird, uh, wacky, maybe the penis in the butt will get a kid. I
don't know, I don't think that works-" "(laughing)
What?"-Mark "No, dude, don't come here and act like your like,
heterosexual."-Tom (Urethra Cronicles) "It
won't be [released by us], 'cause I honestly don't want people to see me naked.
We'll lose our entire fan base! Especially when I do a cartwheel in front of the
camera and I'm totally naked -- the whole package is just really rotten
looking." -Mark on unedited version of "Whats My Age Again" video "
I really enjoy, uh, getting make-up and my butt worked on. What I do normally
before a show is I get my butt spackled, shaved, waxed, massaged, and
buffed..."-Tom (Urethra Cronicles) "Dude,
your so faulty...Is this..Is this your beer?" -Travis (Urethra Cronicles) "For
me, sex with a girl is a race to orgasm, and I am undefeated." -Mark (Loveline) "I
wanna have an orgasm on stage here, all I need is some light kisses to the tip
of my penis. Just little small ones." -Tom (Concert) "Let's
hear it for orgasms, people!" -Mark (Live in L.A.) "I
want a tatoo of a sailor ship, all the way from my wrist to my, to my tittie!"
-Travis (Urethra Cronicles) "I
don't have a girlfriend, I have a dog." -Mark (Interview) "Look
at me...look at me...I need the attention. Ohh, I'm punk rock, I got some
tattoos, I got some peircings. If I'm going to get some peircings then I want
everyone to see it...I don't need to advertise my punkness. A real punk doesn't
need to show off...it's like a Karate man...the Karate man bleeds on the inside.
A real punk is punk on the inside." -Mark (urethra Cronicles) "Awe,
are you sayin you never dyed your hair? Mr. Purple hair like 2 months
ago..." -Travis' Response "What
I do normally before a show is I get my butt spackled, shaved, waxed, massaged,
and buffed..." -Tom (look above) "We've
done the same things that we were doing in the begining, and we never wanted our
band to stay small. I mean, we want our band to be as big as it can, and I'm not
going to die wondering about some kid that calls us a sell-out at a show. I
don't have a problem being on MTV, and I don't have a problem being on the
radio. I actually like it. So there. And anyone that calls me a sell out is just
jealous." -Mark Hoppus (Interview) "Marks
penis only turns in a 90 degree angle." Tom (loveline) "If
you dropped your keys you would bend over too"-Mark (Cheshire) "Just
one boobie will make me horny as shit. And if you have threee boobies, then I'll
get really really horny!" -Tom (Unknown) "Tom's
girlfriend apparently likes ugly guys."-Scott "She looks for what's
inside!"-Tom "She's a proctologist"-Mark (Interview) "Hey..how
old are you? 15? OH MY GOD!!! put those things away."....Tom (Concert) "Well,
uh, that one back there says hope, I hope I can get laid by a guy. The one on
the front says Can I Say I'm gay, basically, can I say I'm gay. Like, if you
look on his ghettoblaster that ghettoblasher is always playing homosexual music
like Morrisey, Erasure. Uh... the bird on his right arm that you see there
symbols ... a man... swoohing through the sky coming down and... sleeping with
him." -Tom (Urethra Cronicles) "However...
the prognosis of Tom's canker sore is pretty much the same as the prognosis
about his penis. It's not the biggest one Dr. Bruce has seen but it's the
placement of it that bothers him." -Mark (look above) "You
mean the shit people claim 'You're not punk anymore!' I think they're a bunch of
little hypocrites. Punk has nothing to do with the label you're on. We still get
that kind of crap, but for every hypocritical punk kid, there are hundreds out
there who just like the music. It's all about music and fun anyway and I can't
see anything wrong with that. All the selling out talk is really overrated, the
funny thing is it hardly ever comes from bands, it comes from some kid who think
they're so punk because they have a purple mohawk. And it's the one that has the
biggest... ehhh ... mohawk is the most punk! Ha ha!" Tom (Circus Mag) "I
don't think god is happy with the words we say onstage.." Tom (Rolling
Stone Mag)
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